Week 3 recap

 

The battle of the undefeated teams ended with Aldo taking home the W. Grats. Krusty Krew took sole possession of the number one power ranking. Also won highest point total for the week. (Of course against me right?)  Only team in the league that is undefeated. 2007 undefeated Patriots season possibly? We shall see. Y'all see the 1 point game between Eric B Ballin INC and Bateman begins??? If only Devin Singletary was started. Those 23 points look really nice on your bench. Cost you a W. Darth Nemesis also fumbled the bag leaving 24 points on the bench against D N. Egh. Someone check on the Melonheads 0-3 to start the season. All that draft prep paying off I see. 3xxx talking that stuff with a big victory over Undisputed I'm here for all of it!

PREMIER MATCHUPS💥💥

No mercy Battle of the sibs!

Cuban raft riders 2-1 v. Darth Nemesis 2-1

Undisputed Elite 1-2 V. Krusty Krew 3-0

CAUSE FOR CONCERN?👀

Humongous Melonheads fired their entire coaching staff. Will that change anything? Players are not buying in to that regime that's for sure.  

Bastardly Bandits has not shown the necessary pivots that championship teams have often shown. Yes, they won last week despite the necessary adjustment, but will it be their downfall? 

Im Batman put all their draft picks on the block to win now. Seems they will do whatever it takes to win now to forgo their entire teams future. Will it payoff?

TRADE BLOCK👋

CEEDEE LAMB (Manuel)

ISIAH PACHECO (Tony)

JAYLEN WARREN(Tony)

REX BURKHEAD (Tony)

ZEKE THE FREAK (Aldo)

ALLEN ROBINSON (Jim)

AUSTIN ECKLER (Jim)

Gabe Davis (Alan)

Miles Sanders (Alan)

Daddy Kamara (Alan)

POWER RANKINGS 💪

1. Krusty Krew👑

2. Im Batman👀

3. Darth Nemesis💣

4. Bateman Begins👍

5.Cuban raft riders👻

6. 3xxx💨

7. Elite👷

8. Banditos💤

9. Nasty palace of love👹

10. D N👳

11. B Ballin INC💩

12. Melonheads📉📉📉

Week 2 recap

Jim way to make a statement! Won the highest point total for the week scoring 185! Nice bounce back! A few key notes from our week 2 matchups. The champ is back. Jim silenced his doubters. The Banditos starting Keenan Allen after he was ruled out? Pivots need to be on point fellas. Y'all see the battle of the trash cans? Nasty palace v. B Ballin INC. 92-66. Kenny Golladay was started in that matchup. That's all you guys need to know. After a week looks like JWJ might have been the better pickup. Rex might not see the field anymore. Good luck to all the WiseGuys this week! Except fore Aldo!

PREMIER MATCHUPS💥💥💥

1. Krusty Krew V. Cuban raft riders (2-0's BABY!)

2. Melons V. Banditos (0-2 Dumpster fires) DONT GO 0-3!

CAUSE FOR CONCERN?👀

If your starting Kenny G on your team you might need to overhaul. (Pedro)

Matt Ryan and Dak Prescott on the same team? Yikes. (Mike M.)

Albert Okwuebunam with the big 0! Might be time to shop around for a TE. (Alan)

B Ballin INC losing his TE1 Shultz hurts. Market for TE is slim. (Eric)

TRADE BLOCK👋

CEEDEE LAMB (Manuel)

ISIAH PACHECO (Tony)

JAYLEN WARREN(Tony)

REX BURKHEAD (Tony)

ZEKE THE FREAK (Aldo)

ALLEN ROBINSON (Jim)

AUSTIN ECKLER (Jim)

POWER RANKINGS 💪

1. Darth Nemesis📶

2. Krusty Krew📈

3. Cuban Raft Riders💎

4. Burkheads💰

5.Bateman Begins🔥

6. Undisputed Elite💦

7. Nasty Palace of Love👎

8. 3xxx💤

9. B Ballin INC📵

10. Humongous Melonheads💩

11. Bastardly Banditos👽

12. DN📉

Week 1 recap

Congrats to team Undisputed for taking home the first weekly payout! Scoring 159! Hopefully it isn't any indication as to what your team will do rest of season 😉. Nasty palace of love just couldn't compete. Egh. Some takeaways from week 1. Old commish managing a 155 point performance came to play this year. Jim only 93 points? Super Bowl hangover? Saquon and Josh Allen looks tough! Eric is Justin Jefferson available? An update for the voting of Jeff Wilson v. Rex Burkhead rest of season JWJ is leading 5-3. Nice side bet to watch ROS considering the combinbed FAAB spent on these 2. Good luck to everyone this week besides DN!

PREMIER MATCHUPS💥💥💥

1. Battle of the undefeated 3xxx v. Krusty Krew

2. Battle of the defeated Humongous Burkheads v. Humongous Melonheads 

CAUSE FOR CONCERN?👀

Damion Pierce spilting a lot of reps with Burkhead. Should be interesting to see how Jim manages the committee moving forward. 

Aaron Rodgers on scoring 3 pts. No bueno for 3xxx. You know what they say if you have 2 QBS you don't have 1. 

Cam Akers big doughnut for Pedro hurts. Very high draft capital. 

Elijah Mitchell done for a few weeks how will Mike react to this injury? 

TRADE BLOCK

CEEDEE LAMB (CCR)

ISIAH PACHECO (HB)

JAYLEN WARREN(HB)

ZEKE THE FREAK (KK)

POWER RANKINGS 💪

1. Undisputed

2. Darth Nemesis

3. BBallin INC

4. Krusty Krew

5. Cuban Raft Riders

6. 3xxx

7. Burkheads

8. Nasty palace of love

9. DN

10. Melones

11. Bateman Begins

12. Banditos

Let's get ready for some football!

I want to thank all of you for a great WiseGuys draft and thank you all for coming out! Lets all take a moment and give Tony a round of applause for making it on such short notice. He came in clutch like Lebron in 2016. The league feels restored so for that the WiseGuys thank you. As y'all know the season kicks off this Thursday Bills v. Rams. Be sure to not set your lineups. I have two matchups to highlight this week! Jim (the champ) v. Mike B.(3x previous champ). As far as projections go The Humongous Melonheads V. Eric B Ballin Inc is one of the highest for the week. Both should be great matchups  to keep your eyes on. Keep in mind the highest point total for the week will receive a $25 payout. I look forward to a great upcoming season with y'all! Lastly, everyone for next years draft should bring a cigar for the commish!

May the force be with y'all,

Commish