Week 9 recap

Had a bye week last week fellas back this week! Big shout out to the Humongous Melonheads scoring 175 against Bateman Begins! First time this year he's reached that point total. How that team goes from the lowest point total ever recorded to 175 is beyond me. Every matchup from here on out is a must win for a lot of teams! Work those waivers people. Make those last second start/sits. Abuse that trade button. Whatever you have to do to get that win. Friendly reminder trade deadline is 11/30. Y'all have about 4 weeks left before playoff season starts. 

Negro stat of the week

Only 2 running backs have finished as a top 24 PPR back in all of their games this season. Saquon Barkley and Breece Hall 😩 

PREMIER MATCHUPS💥💥

Bastardly Bandits 7-2 (7 game winning streak) V. Krusty Krew 6-3 (2 game winning streak)

Darth Nemesis 7-2 V. Undisputed Elite 4-5

CAUSE FOR CONCERN?👀

With Josh Allen potentially missing multiple weeks will Undisputed Elite make another big move before the deadline? Losing a QB1 can be a huge loss for any contending team.

Fear the Stache is on a 6 game losing streak. Now with an 18% chance to make the playoffs what direction will the team president make to turn this franchise round?

TRADE BLOCK👋

CEEDEE LAMB (Manuel)

ISIAH PACHECO (Tony)

JAYLEN WARREN(Tony)

ZEKE THE FREAK (Aldo)

AUSTIN ECKLER (Jim)

Gabe Davis (Alan)

Daddy Kamara (Alan)

POWER RANKINGS 💪

1. Bastardly Banditos 👑👑👑

2.Darth Nemesis📚

3. Krusty Krew 🎰

4. Bateman Begins 🎯

5.3xxx🏦

6. Eric B Ballin INC🌊

7. Undisputed Elite🏪

8. Humongous Melonheads🎆

9. Cuban Raft Riders🚑

10. DN 😂

11. Fear the Stache😵

12. Nasty palace of love 🚽🚽🚽

Week 6 recap

 Congrats to Alan winning the highest total for the week again! Can someone else please start winning the highest point totals please? With the dust settling on the some of the trades it didn't turn out the best for the Krusty Krew after one week. However it is just one week. Remember we have quite a few teams on bye weeks. This is the time of year where bench depth matters. Don't forget to work those waiver wires. Pick up those speculative adds. Carry those deep sleepers on your bench. Always be on the look out for those pivot oppurtunites!

Negro stat of the week

If Tyreek Hill continues his current yardage pace he will break Calvin Johnsons single season receiving yardage record, which is 1,964. 😳

PREMIER MATCHUPS💥💥

Banditos V. Undisputed (Banditos on a 4 game winning streak and Undisputed winning back to back highest points of the week)

DN V. 3xxx (.500 teams. Which team will make that playoff push? Which team will pack it in?)

CAUSE FOR CONCERN?👀

Krusty Krews blockbuster trade over this past weekend resulted in DK Metcalf (5pts) and Cam Akers(0points) in a loss. Did he give up too much? Or did he overvalue these players?

Darth Nemesis spent up on JWJ ($51 FAAB to be exact). Jeff tallied a whopping 0 fantasy points week 6. With Gibson being replaced and JWJ not producing. Who will Darth Nemesis  turn to as his RB2?

If DN started his high value TE Kyle Pitts it would've resulted in a 1 point win. Who is to blame for the benching of the star TE and ultimately the loss in DN?

TRADE BLOCK👋

CEEDEE LAMB (Manuel)

ISIAH PACHECO (Tony)

JAYLEN WARREN(Tony)

Greg "Daddy Long legs" Dulcitch

ZEKE THE FREAK (Aldo)

ALLEN ROBINSON (Jim)

AUSTIN ECKLER (Jim)

Gabe Davis (Alan)

Daddy Kamara (Alan)

POWER RANKINGS 💪

1. Bastardly Banditos 😎

2. Darth Nemesis💰

3. Krusty Krew 👀

4. Bateman Begins👌

5.Cuban raft riders👻

6. Undisputed Elite💵

7. 3xxx🚮

8. DN🚓

9. Eric B Ballin INC 🚩

10. Fear the Stache🚶

11. Melonheads🚽🚽🚽

12. Nasty palace of love 📉📉📉

Week 5 recap

Down goes the last undefeated team! Krusty Krew had a chance to be the first undefeated team in WiseGuys history, however Darth Nemesis Mahomesed him. Congrats to Undisputed for the highest point total of the week (178). A mini congrats to the mini Melons getting their first win. Grats you won't be firing another coach this week. Big moves by Nasty palace, Krusty Krew and 3xxx trying to shake their teams up for a nice playoffs push. Banditos and DN are on a nice 3 game winning streak. As always continue to watch the waiver wire, set your lineups, and don't over think those matchups. 

Negro stat of the week

Taysom Hill is now TE4 on the season. He only has 1 reception. 😳

PREMIER MATCHUPS💥💥

The heated rivalry of Undisputed Elite V. Fear the Stache 📺

CAUSE FOR CONCERN?👀

D N made a pivot from TE 23 Kyle Pitts and it paid off with a W. Will he continue to bench his star TE?

Bateman Begins can't seem to find consistency with his QB position. Rostering  3 QBs with this depth is rough. Will the QB position be Batemans Achilles heel?

With Damien Harris injured for the next few weeks, Taylor dealing with a high ankle sprain, and Jamaal being a backup what will the Krusty Krew do to solidify their RB room?

TRADE BLOCK👋

CEEDEE LAMB (Manuel)

ISIAH PACHECO (Tony)

JAYLEN WARREN(Tony)

REX BURKHEAD (Tony)

ZEKE THE FREAK (Aldo)

ALLEN ROBINSON (Jim)

AUSTIN ECKLER (Jim)

Gabe Davis (Alan)

Miles Sanders (Alan)

Daddy Kamara (Alan)

POWER RANKINGS 💪

1. Krusty Krew👑

2. Darth Nemesis🎓

3. Banditos👏

4. Bateman Begins🎊

5.Cuban raft riders🚧

6. 3xxx🚨

7. DN🔐

8. Fear the Stache⛄

9. Undisputed Elite 🚩

10. Eric B Ballin INC👳

11. Melonheads👽

12. Nasty palace of love 📉

 

Week 4 recap

Congrats to the Banditos for the highest point total for the week! 175! The pivot from Keenan was in full effect. Thank you Krusty Krew for the last second advice. We had our first tie of the season! What a match between Bateman Begins and Im Batman. Came down to the last few plays of the game. I want to thank Darth Nemesis for not starting TJ Hockenson (39points)! He only broke Lions franchise records on Sunday. No big deal. Undisputed leaving a whopping 87 points on the bench that would've won you the game. Need to tinker with your lineups more. Always stay tinkering. However, there is nothing worse than starting the worst defense in the NFL. The Lions are literally the 32nd "best" defense(-7 points). They were started by none other than 3xxx. C'mon man! 

Rookie RB Dameon Pierce currently has more rushing yards than Derrick Henry, Dalvin Cook, Christian Mccaffrey, Ezekiel Elliot, Leonard Fournette, Joe Mixon, and Rex Burkhead. What a time to be alive. 

PREMIER MATCHUPS💥💥💥

Krusty Krew V. Darth Nemesis (How long can Krusty Krew keep up this momentum?)

Im Batman V. 3xxx (3x champ V. 2020 Champ)

CAUSE FOR CONCERN?👀👀

Eric B Ballin INC has his RB1 out for the year. Can he manage and get by with no Javonte? Will he pack it up and trade for the future? Or package a deal and make a push for the playoffs? 

Humongous Melonheads hired a promising new HC Mellen McGuire, yet continue to lose. If things don't change Coach Mcguire might be looking for a new job come November. 

D N is dealing with tough decisions at TE. Kyle Pitts high draft capital and not returning on that investment thus far. 3 points in 3/4 games. Will he bench Kyle Pitts?

 

TRADE BLOCK👋

CEEDEE LAMB (Manuel)

ISIAH PACHECO (Tony)

JAYLEN WARREN(Tony)

REX BURKHEAD (Tony)

ZEKE THE FREAK (Aldo)

ALLEN ROBINSON (Jim)

AUSTIN ECKLER (Jim)

Gabe Davis (Alan)

Miles Sanders (Alan)

Daddy Kamara (Alan)

Cam Akers (Pedro)

POWER RANKINGS 💪

1. Krusty Krew 👑👑👑👑

2. Bateman Begins 👆

3. Cuban Raft Riders 👌

4. Im Batman 👌

5.Darth Nemesis 👇

6. Bastardly Banditos 👆

7. 3xxx👇

8. D N 👆

9. B Ballin INC 👆

10. Elite 👇

11. Nasty Palace of Love 👇

12. Melonheads 💩💩💩💩