Week 7 recap

 Congrats to the Krusty Krew again! Highest points of the week (144). Krusty Krew is rolling and looking to secure that number 1 spot. Krusty Krew, Eric B Ballin' INC, and Nasty Palace of Love have basically punched their tickets into the playoffs with a 91% chance or better to make it! As for the rest of y'all there's work that needs to be done. Continue to work that waiver and check those lineups! As always good luck to everyone this week except for Arturo. I hope your team gets their equipment stolen out of their locker, and they never find the culprit making them unable to suit up for the rest of the season. 

May the force be with y'all.

Negro stat of the week

Dalton Kincaid leads not just all TE's but all players in receiving success rate in 2023 thus far. 👀

PREMIER MATCHUPS💥💥

DN Mafia (3-4) V. Undisputed Elite (4-3) Teams  hunting for those precious playoff spots!

Darth Nemesis (3-4) V. Austin 3:16 (4-3) Playoff positioning is crucial guys! Dog eat dog world out there!

CAUSE FOR CONCERN?👀

The Bastardly Banditos have now lost their last 4. Terrible showing last week as the spiral downward continues. Will the Banditos muster up some magic for the second half of the season and clinch a playoff berth? 

Eric B Ballin INC may finally have shown some weakness, losing back to back. Injuries piling up and the 2 TE strategy not working out what will Eric B Ballin INC turn to next?

Donkey start of the day🐴

The Bastardly Banditos started Joe Sheiesty. The dude was on a bye. WHY??? You could've started any QB and won. Banditos lost by 4. EGH.

Pickup of the week🚕

Darrell Henderson Jr. and Michael Mayer sneaky good adds by Fear the Stache.

Week 6 recap

Congrats to team Krusty Krew! 3 time winner this season! That's $75! Mini congrats to the Mini Melonheads getting their first win. You now have a 29% chance to make the playoffs! Don't give up y'all even a 1-5 team like the Melons still has a shot at the playoffs. It's a long season. So much time to pivot and adjust. As always good luck to everyone except Jim. I hope your team wakes up with a debilitating memory problem where they forget who they are for a week. 

May the force be with y'all. 

Negro stat of the week

Zach Wilson's 1st 20 career starts are very close to Jamarcus Russell's. Egh

1st 20 starts 

                        Russell     Wilson

Yds/att            6.2            6.3                

TD-Int            15-13        13-16

Passer Rtg.       70.6        70.7

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PREMIER MATCHUPS💥💥

The Bastardly Banditos (3-3) V. The Undisputed Elite (3-3) Banditos looking to end their 3 game losing streak against the Elite. 

Nasty Palace of Love (5-1) V. Darth Nemesis (2-4) Nasty palace of Love is on a tear with a 4 game winning streak, looking to extend it ahinst Darth Nemesis. 

CAUSE FOR CONCERN?👀

Fear the Stache lost their starting QB Anthony Richardson for the season. In 5 seasons played in WiseGuys Fear the Stance has made the playoffs 5 times. Will Fear the Stache's impressive playoff streak come to an end this year?

Through 6 weeks The Pickles have shown some rookie mistakes. There has been some progress however if you want to run with the bulls and make the playoffs these rookie mistakes can be easily fixed. 

Donkey start of the day🐴

The Pickles not starting a defense could have cost him a victory. However, this week it didn't come back to bite him. Check your line up!

Pickup of the week🚕

Darth Nemesis sneakily picking up Logan Thomas for a $0 bid is huge. Great addition to your team. 

Week 5 recap

BIG CONGRATS and major shoutout to The Pickles! Getting their first W and highest points of the week (156)! Way to bounce back! Don't give up! Starting 0-5 or 1-4 doesn't mean anything! You can find diamonds on the waiver ALL the time. Making the playoffs is still within reach! As always good luck to everyone this week except for Pedro. I hope your team starts a protest against ownership due to unsafe working conditions and sits out week 6. 

May the force be with y'all. 

Negro stat of the week

Rashee Rice leads ALL WR's with a 16.7% drop rate. Y'all know whose second on that list? Kadarius Toney at 15.8%. 👀

PREMIER MATCHUPS💥💥

Cuban Raft Riders (3-2) V. Nasty Palace of Love (4-1) Both teams on a winning streaks and looking playoff bound. Early playoff preview? 

Eric B Ballin INC. (5-0) V. Krusty Krew (3-2) Undefeated Ballin INC will try and continue his dominance against a very formidable Krusty Krew!

CAUSE FOR CONCERN?👀

The Carolina Panthers of WiseGuys. The winless Humongous Melonheads have fired their head coach. Traded away their star RB and reportedly put their entire team on the block. Will this be the first 0-14 team in WiseGuys history?

Austin 3:16 won despite a combined 3 points from 2 starting RB's. How long can the team sustain these outcomes while the RBs continue to take PTO?

DN Mafia appears to be going through a major QB controversy. Is Love the answer or will they let the rookie take the QB1 spot? 4 points from your starting QB isn't it. 

Donkey start of the day🐴

Undisputed Elite started Jayden Reed in his flex for a whooping 1pt. Zack Moss scored 33 points as a nice bench warmer. Cost you an easy dub. 

Pickup of the week🚕

Undisputed Elite picking up Josh Downs great add! He's being targeted a lot in that offense.

Week 4 Recap

Congrats to the Krusty Krew! Back to back highest point totals for the week and another $25! AND Krusty Krew just traded for King Henry? Egh we might all be powered toast(s). As always, good luck to everyone this week except for Hector. I hope your team.. wait.. On second thought.. your 0-4.. traded away Henry.. that just sucks.. Never mind bro, good luck. 😅 

May the force be with y'all. 

Negro stat of the week

Jaleel Mchlaughlin's 72 yards marked the highest single-game rushing total for any 2023 Broncos RB, and he did it on just 7 carries. #Beardown #FireEberflus 👀

PREMIER MATCHUPS💥💥

Eric B Ballin INC (4-0) V. The Undisputed Elite (2-2) The only undefeated team in the league! Upset alert? Or will dominance reign?

Nasty Palace of Love (3-1) V. DN Mafia (2-2) Two highs scoring teams! Don't let the 2-2 record fool you both teams are averaging 120pts. a week!

CAUSE FOR CONCERN?👀

With the loss to the Cuban Raft riders, Darth Nemesis now faces an uphill battle. Sitting at 1-3 ,with a 43% to make playoffs, how will the manager respond? Will we start to see Cooper Kupp and Tony Pollard hit the trade block?

The reigning champ now sitting at .500 has shown some very uninspiring performances. Saquon still out, Zack Moss being replaced by Jonathan Taylor, and upcoming bye weeks?? Facing an undefeated B Ballin team could very well mean 2-3.

Even though the Bastardly Bandits sit at 3-1 their QB performances have been terrible. Joe Burrow is averaging 8 points a game. Will The Banditos continue to trout out QB 31 on the year?

Donkey start of the day🐴

Humongous Melonheads starting Joshua Kelly in their flex instead of Romeo Doubs..  Would've been your first W. What did it cost? Probably the season.. You can start booking your early vacations now.

Pickup of the week🚕

DN Mafia another sneaky good pickup with CJ Stroud. CJ has been putting up numbers. Great Bye week fill-in.