Weekly Update

WiseGuys,

I want to start off by saying, CONGRATULATIONS TO ALAN AKA "THE UNDISPUTED ERA" FOR GETTING FIRST PLACE IN THE REGULAR SEASON. Keep it up playboy, got nothing but love for ya. Remember, you have done great thus far, but don't let early success blind you from your main goal.

What an amazing weekend, a lot of movement between the 2nd seed down to the 7th seed. I personally dropped from 2nd to 5th place due to Captain Merchandise (Hector), but it's alright the sun will rise again. The King of the Hill is Aldo by putting up 139 points, way to represent the Commissioners Union Aldo. The player of the week is Aaron Rodgers who put up 35 points and is owned by Eric. Eric you made an amazing change from not making the playoffs last year to being one of the best in the Elite Eight.

The time has come and I want to bid farewell to the following four who are now part of the Pour Four:

Mike M.
Hector
Victor
Jim

Thank you for your "cough, cough" hard work this year, it really paid off. My only advice to you four is to do the complete opposite to whatever you did this year. It can be done, for example take No Sticker Pedro, he went from one of the worst owners last year to now being a well respected owner who brings you up to date news. #THUGNASTYDEPORTES

I now would like to present you, the Elite Eight, the best of the best, the creme of the creme:

Mike B.
Alan
Alex
Tony
Aldo
Pedro
Manny
Eric

This week is going to be intense for everyone, so please advise loved ones and family members to tread with caution during football games. There is a lot of money on the line, this may not be the case for most of you, but let loved ones or family member know this money could potentially be their gift (it works). Every match up this week is important, so do your research!

If you have any questions or concerns, please let me know.

May the force be with you all,
Commissioner