Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Weekly Update

WiseGuys,

I am dumbfounded to see that the 2X Champion Michael B. (8th seed) pulled off one of the greatest upsets of all time against Alan (1st seed). Michael Baranda reminds me of Tony Stark (The First Iron Man movie) when he was in a desert with nothing at all and made that damn badass, over sized, all gray, and can barely move suit. Let's not forget the badass music too provided by Ozzy Osbourne "Iron Man" in the background while Tony Stark was kicking some ass. Alan, this match up was yours, all you had to do was start Drew Brees. Alan you would have won and had the most points out of everyone with a total of 178, ouch. Alan, I am truly sorry you will not be advancing to the next round and wish you and your organization the best.

Aldo (6th seed), I had high hopes for you being Commissioner and all in the other league, but your season had to come to an end. I can honestly say I thought you were going to win Sunday Night, but the fantasy gods did not think you were worthy. Russell Wilson and Chris Carson were pretty much no shows Sunday night and for this you will not be advancing to the second round. Aldo, you are the weakest link, goodbye. Pedro (3rd), oh Pedro, it appears that the fantasy football gods favor you. Great win this past week against another fallen Ramirez brother. Hopefully your nickname will soon fade a way (no sticker Pedro) if you win a WiseGuys Championship this year, but I am not making any promises it will change lol.

Tony, as I was dumbfounded with Alan's loss, I was dumbfounded with your pathetic double digit score this week. To put this in perspective, you went from being Best Buy last week in terms of your decisions on your line ups (Anthony Miller), to being Funcoland the following week. C'mon man (Chris Carter voice). I know you will rebound next year and do a whole lot better, but as Porky Pig ends the show...Tha Tha Tha Tha Thats all folks.

Manny (7th), looks like no back to back this year Papa. For the record, I truly wanted you to win if I did not make it of course. Not just because you are my brother, but because I wanted an awesome gift for Christmas damn it. Well, I guess this is goodbye, adios hermano and see you next year (not literally lol). Eric, job well done by taking down the former Champion. It's amazing how everyone laughed at you with your first round pick last year of Aaron Rodgers (I did not by the way) and now the same Aaron Rodgers might just take you to the Promised Land.

Now to the Pour Four, Hector R beat Michael M. cool. Jim beat Victor, cool.

Alright, moving onto the Final Four WiseGuys members that stand:

Michael B.
Alex
Pedro
Eric

It's going to be a tough week for everyone, so there is no match up of the week. Actually, I take that back, even though these individuals are out of the playoffs, I name Tony versus Alan the match up of the week, just because it's entertaining seeing these two organizations going back and forth on GroupMe. The King of the hill this past week is yours truly putting up 163 total points. The player of the week is J. Winston putting up 42 points and owned by Hector.

May the force be with you all,
Commissioner

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