Weekly Update

 WiseGuysNation, 

It has been a while since I last wrote to you all. Again, my apologies for not being on top of my game, yes I do hold myself accountable. Working from home and being on a computer most of the day resulted in me not wanting to look at a computer when I was done with work. With all that being said, I am here now to give you the best damn analysis of where we stand as a league and give praise/insult to you all as you have been accustomed to. Before I get into that, here is my song (please play The Weeknd "Blinding Lights" instrumental) to you:

I've been tryna call for some bucks
Manny, Aldo, Alan have been without FAAB for long enough
Maybe you can spare them some bucks, maybe...
Mike(3X) has been going through withdrawals
It seems like he has not done too much
Victor finally turned his team around with just a touch of his phone, Victor....

Alan and Pedro look around, it's lonely at the top, they says it's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to talk to them (oh)
They can't see anybody because you are all pretty much done...

The Commish said, ooh, I'm blinded by my laptop
No, I can't write the weekly, but I need to
I said, ooh, I'm drowning due to screen time
Oh, when I'm like this, regardless I am the one you trust
Hey, hey, hey

All you bottom feeders are running out of time
'Cause I can see Week 13
So we all try to put our team in overdrive, Wiseguys....

I look around league, James will probably make the playoffs, but it's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to buy merch from Hector, please talk to him (oh)
He can't sell to no body because everyone is gone...

The Commish said, ooh, I'm blinded by my laptop
No, I can't write the weekly, but I need to
I said, ooh, I'm drowning due to screen time
Oh, when I'm like this, regardless I am the one you trust
Hey, hey, hey

Pedro holding press conferences in GroupMe due to his players using PED's to let you all know
Tony always speaks his mind through the phone
Mike (Declans Mafia) will never let go and is hanging by a thread, but it seems time is against him (ooh)

I said it before, Eric has blinded me with his Bridgewater pick, but he will make the playoffs
No, I can't forget about Aldo, hopefully your team doesn't go to sleep during the playoffs
Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey.......

Well that was refreshing, have not done one of those in a while. This is the last week of the regular season, so do your best and maybe the fantasy football gods will do the rest.  At this point in time, the point leader for this year is Pedro with a total of 1,650 points and Hector is in a distant 2nd with 1,547 points. Alan currently holds 1st place, but that can change instantly if Pedro wins this week. I would like to take a brief second to honor Mr.3X. You had a great run this year, who am I kidding, you completely stunk it up and embarrassed me as your cousin with your pathetic record of 3-9. You are the first team to officially be eliminated from the playoffs this year. Regardless of what anyone says, I will always remember you as the Waiver Wire Whore prior to this year and unfortunately you did not adapt well with the FAAB. 

On the topic of FAAB, y'all need to better manager your damn money, but I can't believe Manny, Alan, and Aldo have no money at all. Good luck during your run in the playoffs, I hope all your players stay healthy. The person with the most FAAB money is Victor with 69 bucks. I would also like to give a shout out to Victor, who came out of nowhere this year and rose above the ashes he has left for so many years. On to other news, it will definitely be interesting for anyone who holds a 5-7 and 4-8 record, you all pretty much have a chance to make/miss the playoffs.  The match up of the week is between Pedro and Victor due to the fact Victor controls Pedro's seeding in the playoffs. 

May the force be with you all, 

The Commissioner