Weekly Update

WiseGuysNation, 

What an amazing week of football. We have teams that sneaked in and teams that sneaked out, but without further ado here is my rap to you (please play Eminem "Stan Instrumental"): 

Dear WiseGuys, I wrote you back to back weeks looks like I stopped falling,

I left my phone, work laptop, family time and my wife thinks I hit rock bottom, 

Last time I was this consistent was back in Autumn, 

But here I go causing some problems, 

Sometimes when I type the weekly, I check my grammar before I type them, 

But anyways, let's look up, Alan is at the top, that's what's up, 

Pedro ended up with second and worked like a doctor,

since he has the most points you should call him father, 

Declans did not make the playoffs again, heard he will adopt a daughter, guess what he is going to name her? He will name her Scrawny,   

I read the exchanges on GroupMe and I am sorry, 

all those messages are way too funny,

I heard this everyday, Commish update the rules around trade, I am your biggest fan,

I am even an original 10 member and maybe fam,

Hector has a room full of his own inventory, posters, and pictures of Walter Mercado man,   

I was told what I did with the FAAB was phat, 

Anyway, I hope 3X adapts, and makes it back, 

His chats don't carry any weight, not my words, truly yours, your biggest fan, 

The Commish 

My team gone cold and I am wondering why,

Unable to get out of this funk at all, 

Every morning Declans, 3X, El Presidente, and me wake up to gray clouds, 

and we have to see you all play throughout, 

We put a picture of Victor to inspire us all, 

It reminds me that Tony randomly just sent a message in GroupMe, and it's not so bad, 

It's not so bad ...

Dear WiseGuys, specifically Eric, I haven't heard from you, text when you get a chance, 

I am not mad, I just think it's messed up you don't answer your biggest fan,

Aldo if you didn't want to hang out after draft day outside of my house, 

you didn't have to, but from Commish to Commish you could of accepted the trade I sent you,

My little brother Nito is only 30 years old,

We waited that day in the blistering heat, 

For four hours and you just said "yo"

Jim isn't that pretty messed up, nevermind, stay focused and beat number one to get that dough, 

See I am just like all of you in a way, 

I love fantasy football, I never played fantasy soccer neither, 

WiseGuys I am your biggest fan you'll never lose, 

Sincerly yours, Commish

P.S. we should be together soon

My team gone cold and I am wondering why,

Unable to get out of this funk at all, 

Every morning Declans, 3X, El Presidente, and me wake up to gray clouds, 

and we have to see you all play throughout, 

We put a picture of Victor to inspire us all, 

It reminds me that Tony randomly just sent a message in GroupMe, and it's not so bad, 

It's not so bad ...

I look at the all the match ups and the one that catches my eye is Victor versus Eric. They both have something to prove. This will be Victor's first time making the playoffs in a while, but who is keeping track. His matchup against Eric is no walk in the park. Eric has definitely established himself one the best organizations making it to the playoffs two years in a row, but never winning it all. Prove me wrong Eric! Once in a while, we get that Cinderella team, could this be James or Tony this year? I say for good luck purposes, don't shave during the playoffs. Lastly, our next matchup is Blood versus Blood between Aldo and Hector, my pick to win this game is definitely Mr. Ramirez, you got this!

As for you bottom bottom feeders, Mike B, Mike M, (purposely not including me, looks bad as a Commish) and Manny do your best during the Consolation Bracket as this will help you get more balls in the lottery during Draft Day. For example, look at Victor, he did a full 180 with his organization. 

May the force be with you all, 

Commish